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OP here
>live in northern Alberta
>scout troop giving me lots of money
>scoutmaster can't do anything about it
>earned 200 dollars that trip
>and an tard just joined the troop
>fml.jpeg
>autist asks me whats in the backroom
>tell him a tv
>he runs into the room
>someone is inside
>retard looks at the mag while the scout is telling him to piss off
>the mag is black women
>retard looks delighted
>" CHOCOLATE WOMEN! "
>whut.laserdisc
>tard grabs the porno mag
>pulls down his pants
>starts fucking rubbing the mag on his dick
>all while yelling CHOCOLATE WOMEN
>he cums
>wait no
>he pisscums
>its a mix of tard piss and tard cum
>thank god it only went onto wall
>he thanks and leaves the trailer pants still off
>secretly threw the mag into the fire
>cleaned the walls like a mexican maid
>mfw
