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>Door opens to cottage
>"Honey I'm back with the food (it's a deer-sized anime insect)."
>*Gives it to wife to cook*
>*kids run in*
>"Hi daddy! How was hunting?"
>"Ho! Ho! I got a fat one for dinner tonight."
>"How is homework going?"
>*talk forever*
>*kiss wife*
>*sit and take off boots*
>repeat daily in Dragon Ball-esque winter land
TLDR: I hate my life and will never be happy.