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>Be American
>Go to school
>Get shot
>Parents can't pay ICU
>Go bankrupt
>Tip the doctors anyways
>Get into college
>Get into debt
>Get shot again
>Go to doctor again, more debt
>Incontinent due to multiple shootings
>Go to buy diapers at mart
>Shart in mart
>Go home after humilliation
>Take a shower
>Water gives you lead poisoning
>Look out for help
>Get into a list
>Go outside
>Get robbed and shot
>Call police
>They come, see a mentally ill called them
>Shoot him again
>Have to tip the policeman too
>Go to ICU again
>Full of fatasses trying to lose weight
>Order pizza, arrives to hospital
>That'll be 19.99 plus tip
>Oh shit forgot the tip, leave pizza behind and go get wallet
>Come back
>Fatasses ate the pizza
>Whatever, gonna watch a movie
>Net neutrality is gone
>Notice hospital hasn't upgraded their internet past the basic plan, and every page but Yahoo and MSN are blocked
>Hospital stops giving you care due to debt
>Die
