>>12711752Many historians claim that America invaded Germany because they and their ally Japan declared war on America and vowed to convert the nation into smouldering ruins, but many have also claimed the real reason was that they enjoyed buttsex. The actual reason will one day come to light, however, all we have to go off today is speculation.
Still, it remains undecided why the Japanese decided to play paper aeroplanes with America at Pearl Habour but we know it definitely piqued their interest.