>>7767196be American
take Coke 0.33 bottle
"what is this, a few gulps of sugar? I want something to drink like water!"
invent Big Gulp
take hamburger
"what is this, just one lame patty? I want something that needs at least 2 hands"
invent huge towering burgers that fall apart like jenga
take pizza
"what is this, a few blobs of cheese dumped in 3 spots? I want to feel like a mouse in Swiss cellar"
add 3 layers of cheese to it
several decades later
"you see, obesity is a complex problem, which includes genetics, thyroid, and of course thinness is just an unachievable ideal of Western beauty"
