>>16321772There's no way this is real.
If I got this letter I would proceed to secretly get another job and pretend to work that job for as long as possible until they realized they'd paid me for 6 months to do nothing and fired me.
I would "accidentally" wipe their databases on the way out and take a fat shit in the photocopier, closing the lid on it firmly so the feces would pancake deeply into the machinery.
