>>4694293*groan*
"Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have had that western food. It just goes straight through me. I need to relieve the pressure somehow"
*furrrrt*
"Now that is what i am talking about"
*frrruuuuupt*
"Oh yeah, these farts are taking my asshole on a sweet ride"
*fruptblblblblbt*
"Oh wow, that one was wet. Gotta be careful, I almost pooped myself"
*blblblblblbfuuurt*
"Ok, it wont stop, I need a toilet NOW. Come on, hurry. Eh, its leaking. You can do this, just get your pants off and sit on that porcelain throne"
*BLURPFPRFPT*
"Oh merciful Allah thank you"
*blruprpprt*
"Yuck this infidel food is really painting my toilet brown"