ATTENTION NEETS: THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU
If you're a) bored, b) won't have anything to do for the next few months and c) like playing browser games with autists from a Manchurian ventriloquist puppet forum, then we've got the perfect thing for you!
Tribal Wars 2 is the place to be - it's a game that the boards have been playing for years and we're open for recruitment.
What you can expect consists of lots of enemy butthurt, plenty of shitposting and banter with the normie players, general autism and ruining the game for all the people that invest way too much money only to lose to a tribe of spergs.
TL;DR Join us for long-term lulz and to waste all that time you've got lying around
How to sign up:
1) Go to
en.tribalwars2.com (make sure you've got the en. If it's us you'll have to start on the wrong server)
2) Make your account. Use a throwaway email as it doesn't require confirmation. (ONLY DO THIS ON DESKTOP. MOBILE VERSION WILL PREVENT YOU STARTING THE GAME PROPERLY)
3) Don't pick any names that will get you banned (nigger, penis, etc. Switching letters around won't work either). This is important as butthurt enemies will report as soon as they start losing
4) Make sure to pick the realm Yburg (very important, don't end up on the wrong world as you won't be playing with us)
5) Select South-East when given the option
6) Post username in this thread. You'll get told to remake your account if you picked a bannable name.
7) Start by doing the tutorial. After that's over build your rally point to level 2, then start with the quests. You'll learn as you go and you can always asked questions on our Discord
8) Once you're in game you should receive an invite to the tribe and our discord server in a somewhat timely fashion. Being active on discord is a requirement.
