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>be me
>17 year old
>own a Wii
>hear about the Switch coming out
>mfw Mario Odyssey
>work all summer to get the Switch
>pre-order it and a few of the games, especially the Mario-related ones
>spend all my free time playing on the Switch
>come home one day
>parents and big brother holding copy of MarioKart 8
>"Son, this obsession has gotten out of hand. We'll pay you back for the games, but we're going to destroy them and sell the Switch"
>Go into a rage
>Tell them that Mario won't let this happen
>they smash my games
>Brother has a huge smirk on his face
>"I told them that you were praying to Mario, faggot"
>Sit down and start crying
>Suddenly, the smell of a spicy meatball fills the room
>A huge green turtle shell crashes through the room
>through the hole, Mario jumps in while saying "Wahooo"
>family screams
>Mario is wearing a Tanooki suit
>"It's-a go time"
>He freezes my parents with an ice flower
>grabs my brother
>rips his clothes off and shoves his thick, long tail into my brothers' asshole
>starts flying
>bashes my brother everywhere
>the fur on the tail cuts through his asshole
>blood everywhere
>with a single flick of his tail, he throws my brother across the room
>"So long big brother"
>grabs my frozen parents
>tosses them towards my brother
>they slide over and hit him, causing them to crash and fly off the screen
>"I'm-a back"
>mfw spaghetti and chill that night
