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>Fuckin got called into work today
>4 hours of fuckin the dog for double bubble no biggie
>call wife on the way home
>she's already done most of the housework
>I ask her why and let her know I'll do the rest when I get home.
>dumb bitch unironically uses "maybe, just maybe" in a sentence
>ask her why the fuck she's talking like a redditor
>bitch doubles down, starts beaking off about those words are in the dictionary
>tell her "I'll break your jaw" is also in the fucken dictionary
>just made the liquor store before closing
somebody gonna get a hurt real bad