I would suck at being a disney princess
Tachibana Emiko !!INgPYwU7XYC ID:8uhb/tnB No.18178023 View ViewReport Quoted By:
I used to watch the disney before anime started speaking english and there Reasons why I would not make a Disney princess.
1. Fashion
You are going to dress me up in high heels and then send me in the forest? Nah, no way that will work. When I go to the forest, I wear jeans, I wear my T-shirt, my usual jacket, and comfy shoes. Because I do not want to risk spraining my ankles in the middle of the forest.
2. Animal friends
Most Disney princesses have tons of animal friends but the animals run away from me and when I do try to become friends with them they bite me and even if they do not bite, the usually die after 3 days and then I get too hungry and I eat them. Spiders are my only friend.
3. Gender roles
I would be a femboy princess but there are no femboy disney princesses. Also the princesses are not e-girls (or e-boy in my case) so over all it would be a huge mistake. The princesses spend all day in their castle waiting for a man BECAUSE they are too dumb to use the discord and find an E boyfriend. Also if I was captured by a dragon I would try to escape him especially if there was no wifi or I did not have a laptop.
4. Goody toe shoeness
Look at cinderella, she waits around to be saved the entire movie. And her step family beats her up and keeps her a slave. If I had an evil step mom, I would beat her up over and over again until she stops being evil. This is not what a good girl would do but evil makes me so angry I couldn't control myself.
