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>Ava Mortis, four-time hardcore champion
>De title back vhere it belongs
>It seems all is vonce again right in de vorld
>Except for von ting
>De issue of finding a challenger to defend my title against
>Not too long ago I presented de opportunity to Burnt Pizza Girl
>Vhen she came down to de ring to beat up her defenseless sister, dat showed de kind of brutality dat's needed in dis division
>I tought "finally, somevon new dat can really liven up de hardcore division"
>Sadly for me it turned out she vas only dere because she saw a chance to attack her sister vhen she vasn't able to fight back, vhich I respect, but it means I need to find somevon else to face
>And it looks like I'll have to pick from von of my old opponents
>And I've got a plan for how to decide
>Jersey Devil: You know I respect you as a hardcore wrestler and tink you deserve dis title more dan anyvon else, and I know how much you vant to finally get your hands on it
>Cassie Maverick: You are, unfortunately, de only udder serious contender for dis title, and so I'm giving you von more chance, if only to prove how much of a failure you really are. I don't know if you still vant dis title, but I know you vant your buddy to get a vin, seeing as her debut hasn't gone as vell as she likely hoped
>So here's vat I propose: Ve run our tag match back again. Me and Jersey Devil against Maverick and Fury. Tornado tag, hardcore rules, no time limit
>If me and JD vin, JD gets a shot at de hardcore title. If Cassie and Fury vin, von of dem gets de title shot, figure it out among yourselves
>So dere you go, JD gets a chance to finally beat me and get de title, Cassie and her meathead girlfriend get a chance to finally get de meathead a vin after her string of embarrassing losses
>Aren't you all so lucky you have somevon as smart as me to figure out all your problems?
>Anyvay, hurry up and get back to me on dis, I don't have forever
