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>be me
>at cool Japanese restaurant with my dad
>get yummy food
>once I finish food get up to wash hands
>have to fart as I’m getting up
>frttttttttttfffft.mp3
>a bomb goes off in my pants and I think I shit myself
>wash my hands and get into my dads car
>get home and immediately go to the bathroom to see if I shit myself
>there was shit permeating the inside of my boxer shorts
>throw them away and sit down on toilet and let out a fuckton of diarrhea
Mfw
