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You can all get fucked. I'm going to the North Pole. I'll start with an 6mm steel bar about 10cm long, a ball bearing, a dead car battery, a coil of copper wire and a magnet.
Once I've charged the car battery I'll use it to drive an abandoned hummer back to Calgary where I'll stick up on stuff like a 30kVa generator, bigger bearings, insulated inch thick copper and some railway tracks.
In 10 years I'll be supplying all of Greenlands power. A team of huskies will move the generator to follow the pole. I'll use hairdryers POWERED BY THE GENERATOR to keep the ice under the sled slippery and be fucking Icelandic hoes LRC! Left Right & Fucking Centre (in the pussy Mon-Sat, arse/mouth Sundays)
THEN we'll see who comes throwing bitcoins and Jap POOSAY at who.
HONT: it will be the elite throwing nip-fluff at ME!!!!