>>14062949just start laughing. Make sure you are physically closer to her than anyone else, turn your body so that you are oriented at roughly 90 degrees to her front, then think of something you find funny and just let yourself start laughing. Her brain is empty. The only thing she has up there is mirror neurons so she will literally just start copying you without even knowing what you're laughing at. Finally, her amygdala will kick in and, as a self-preservation instinct, she will ask you what you're laughing at in order to ascertain whether there is any threat.
Then tell her that women are literally animals. 360 leave.