>>6867937on a hot humid day in DECEMBER I like to dodge the deadly spiders living on the outside of my house, sidestep the snakes in the garden, run down the street holding my boogie board above my head to ward off the magpies swooping, weave my way past all the Asian picpockets abbos wanting a durry and methed up bogons on holiday, microwave my feet in the hot sand as I step over the bright red land wales lying on every part of the beach, to finally fall into the cool blue rubbish filled pacific ocean where a shark will promptly savage me, but it will be ok because the jellyfish will have stung me numb and sealed the bites shut with their stingers
free healthcare gives you a nice ambulance drive and a comfy airconditioned room at the hospital
