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>penis inspection day at work today
>totaIIy forgot about it
>usually call in sick every year
>walk in and everyone is standing around gossiping and smiling
>boss finally stands on a chair and tells all the men to line up
>stand between two tall Chads who go skiing practically every weekend
>female co-workers stand opposite us with their arms folded whispering to each other
>older female coworker approaches each of us and pulls down our boxer shorts
>gasps from the group of girls as they find out the new guy who joined has a penis that's like 7 inches soft
>woman finally reaches me
>trying hard to think of something hot to get a semi
>too scared and it's as short as can be
>she pulls my boxers down
>everyone bursts out laughing
>black guy literally walks up to me with his hands pressed to his face mouthing "what the fuuuuck nigga!?"
>female co-workers all laughing and pointing
>one guy starts chanting "lock him up, lock him up"
>everyone starts chanting it
>inspector lady takes out a chastity device and puts it on me and locks it
>moves on to the Chad beside me who says "oh yeah" when his huge, uncut cock tumbles out of his boxer shorts
>inspection ends and I rush to the toilet to cry
>come back and girls are swapping numbers with guys
>go to my desk and turn on my computer
>somehow my password isn't working
>ask the guy next to me if knows if the passwords have changed
>Chad shouts from across the room "have you tried tiny dick two-thousand-and-seventeen?"
>everyone bursts out laughing
>several people come and stand with their faces pressed against mine and laugh really loud into my ears with their eyes as wide as they can open
Why the fuck do normaIfags act like this? What do they get out of it?
