>>3070338you guys are gonna love this one.
I put my blood, sweat, and cum into it.
>be me, gremblo, in my home>my beautiful wife Margie is sitting adjacent to me, drinking a lovely Pinot Noir>"perhaps you've had too much to drink my precious wife">she looks at me and fills her glass to the brim>”you shouldn’t drink so much honey, you know I don’t like it when your senses are dulled before intimacy”>suddenly I hear something, a noise coming from outside>I reach for my Mossberg 500 pump shotgun at the foot of my recliner>as I ascend I unbuckle my belt>"when I get back we can do that thing you like Margie">My wonderful wife is scrunched upon the couch crying tears of joy in the fetal position>I focus my mind and inhale through my enlarged nostrils>I have the scent>I walk to the front door and open it>it's the UPS man>"package for you si-">he sees my shotgun and belt, hand in hand>I look at the box, it has a label>looks like a smartphone ordered for Margie>what is this deception, my scrumptious wife needs only I for company, this is all a ruse to trespass upon my property.>My eyes lock onto the intruder as my nostrils begin to flair>"won't you come in for dinner, my wife is preparing a gremblicious stew for me and our handsome newborn sons>he's hesitating, but he is merely a man, susceptible to the allure of my coveted shelter>I ask once more, and step aside welcoming him into my humble abode 