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>be me, 12 years old
>be in tard class
>parents thought i was an aspie
>school did too
>there's a kid who doesn't stand for the pledge
>he "doesn't respect his nation"
>he thinks he owns a small plot of land outside at recess
>he identifies it as a micronation, like the vatican
>2X2 yard area outside of a school = land that was almost destroyed
>so he guards it with all of his life, and gets some other tards to join their "military"
>one day he starts a "revolution"
>tries to get other tards in on it
>gets a total of about 3 kids in the tard brigade
>gets mad and resorts to the normal kids
>he gets made fun of, naturally
>later i hear over the tard guard
>he's trying to leave school property in "protest"
>he steals a pylon and runs into the school
>hear tapping over the PA system
>finally, some noise
"THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO CENSOR YOU"
>my friends and I kek all over the place
he starts running up to classroom windows spouting his bullshit
>the fucking police show up at the school
>he gets a two day suspension bc he's special
two days pass
>he's back
>the pledges come on
>he stands
>mfw
