>>7755063Allow my extensive expertise to fix your post which otherwise would be mistaken for quoting.
¥be me
¥imperial guard
¥fresh out of training
¥already about to go out on a mission
¥some shit about orks on a war world
¥didn't pay much attention at orientation
¥about to head out to the transport vessels
¥commissar gives long winded speech about "holding the line" and "dying for THE EMPRAH"
¥whatever I just want to kill some green skin's
¥after a long boring trip on the transport we finally get there
¥loading on the drop ships
¥land down on the planet
¥don't know what will greet me when those doors open
¥WHAT DO I SEE
¥WHAT COULD IT BE
¥THAT I SEE
¥PAST THOSE DROP SHIP DOORS
¥WHY WHO IS ELSE COULD IT BE BESIDE THE SPAS MURINS
¥fucking glory steeling ultra Smurfs
¥the sisters of battle are here too
¥see a especially beautiful sister
¥snow white hair, icy blue eyes, huge ass and child bearing hips
¥and huge tits
¥seriously how can she deal with the back pain
¥but before I have a chance to introduce myself the orks attak
¥half my squad is already dead
¥out of nowhere I get a vision
¥IT'S FROM THE BIG E HIMSELF
¥he tells me to rush the horde
¥this might be a good chance to impress that busty sister
¥start running at and shooting the green bitchies
¥lucky all my shots land on the head
¥see their captain
¥he's a big guy
¥but the big E is with me
¥he blind sides me with his axe
¥hear something snap
¥las gun is broken
¥as well as my arm
¥duck out of the way of his next attak
¥draw my sword
¥blindly thrust up
¥hit him right in the neck
¥he kills over
¥the horde scatters
¥there is stand bloody and beaten victories
¥look over to the hot sister to see her face
¥MFW she was too busy to flirting with a space marine to see how badass I was
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