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>I suppose we shouldn't expect much in the way of brains from a girl who once took 27 consecutive shots to the head with a baseball bat, but this is ridiculous
>Ate A Whore's Tits, you have in your possession the most coveted prize in the history of our noble sport.. and you're just giving it away?
>Stupid, STUPID, child!
>Pizza Girl. Punk Elf. That midget in the black, puffy coat whose name I don't remember right off hand. The one with the horns who has to rhyme everything. That tall drink of chocolate milk with spikey hair. And that granny who happens to be the world's only sober Australian.
>These are some the biggest names in our industry
>These are women who literally BLED for that title, and you want to SPIT in their collective faces?
>I can respect that. The spitting that is
>But what I can't respect is a stinky little skandi who passes on a plate of beluga caviar to stuff her herring hole with a bowl fermented shark cartilage
>You don't DESERVE that belt, Ava
>Your very existence brings shame to your viking ancestors
>They knew when something was worth plundering, they knew when an object had VALUE
>You on the other hand couldn't tell a Monet from a bidet
>See? I've got one with me right here, a Monet on loan from the Spaghetti Town museum of fine arts, and if you were with me in this ring you'd probably try to clean your ass with it
>You don't APPRECIATE what you've got, Ava, so I'm taking it away from you
>I'm challenging you to a DESIGNATED STREET FIGHT for the only title that matters in this dam federation
>THE SUPER DUPER MULTIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
