>>1137822Dahnald, I have made an amazing discovery in the Sahara. I have located the Dead Delegate Scrolls. While they certainly do need translating, I was somehow able to channel my inner conservatism to locate the next clue.
Afghanistan, Dahnald. I'm there now, and managed to find purpose with this ragtag crew of Marines driving an Abrams tank. I'm no soldier, but I cannot help but feel like a true American as I fire high-explosive shellegates from the main gun.
My journey rages on, Dahnald, and so does this war.
I must locate the Infidelegates, Dahnald.
