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>be me a couple of days ago
>working at a little kiosk in an outlet mall, selling pretzels
>two people are walking around, handing shit out
>guess it's proselytizers
>common occurrence, typically walk around the mall handing out pamphlets talking about Jesus or BELEIVE IN HELL OR YOU WILL GO THERE sort of shit
>younger sort, though, about my age
>pay them no more mind, just keep working
>they walk up to me
>i turn to begin my attempt to make them buy everything i have
>"Would you like a free condom?"
>stunned
>dont speak for like 3 full seconds
>think to myself "condoms expire, right?"
>say no
>be virginfag forever
I may become an Archwizard someday, /bant/
