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>be me, commander of an army
>task with taking an island with weird-ass dudes with shit swords
>gets on ship to said island
>violent storms and rough seas
>see something in the distance
>A fucking typhoon
>NiggaWhatTheFuck.exe
>more than half of fleet decimated
>invasion called off
>Second try
>BTFO once more by typhoon
>island monkeys starts getting cocky about being "blessed by Car Me"
This should be easy
