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>be British
>taking a shower
>forgot my shower permit get finned 1,000 lbs
>get depressed
>decide to listen to some Bob Marley
>everythingwillbeallright.mp4
>suddenly it dawns on me
>didn't pay my weekly cultural appropriation bill
>hear a knock on my door
>its Johnny Law
>boyz in blue take half of all my tea bags as payment
>extremely depressed now
>be so poor i can't even make my favorite meal
>toastsandwich.gif
>decide that enough is enough, im going to take my life
>about to hang myself, oh sheit
>forgot to file me suicide permit
>get arrested
>sentenced 20 years hard labor in the tea bag mines
>mfw
