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>be me a few years ago
>buy cheap microscope at department store
>use it to look cross-sections of plant matter
>gradually move to looking at bodily fluids, mainly blood and saliva
>shit's real interesting
>never before appreciated the complexity of blood
>get curious one day
>cum onto tissue paper
>put drop of cum on microscope slide
>look under microscope
>countless sperm swimming everywhere
>shieeet.jpg
>as months pass by, covertly take gf's used tampons from rubbish
>try to find disposed ovum
>eventually get hold of one
>prepare fresh semen sample and place egg into it
>put slide under microscope
>not much at first, half hour or so goes by
>sperm eventually swarming all over ovum
>shieeeeeeeet.tiff
>monitor over next day or so
>ovum seems to become fertilised and begins dividing
>sample very quickly dries and starts decaying
>fertilised(?) ovum shrivels and dies
>well_fuck.png
>never tell anyone about this
