>>16667274I've been telling my family that I enjoy murdering hookers for literally decades.
They just laugh and then my grandmother talks about what she wants done with her body when she dies. She's been talking about this shit for 30 years now.
So at Thanksgiving I finally had enough and said "Nan, when you finally die we're dumping you in some shallow ditch in the middle of butt fuck nowhere which also happens to be where I dump the dead hookers I've killed so you'll be in good company."
Everyone just laughed.
