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>I am Stuart the minion
>Sitting in my room masturbating to my gay anal fisting collection
>Forgot to lock my door
>Suddenly Bob walks in
>He gives me this look and starts furiously masturbating
>My banana penis is rock hard
>I start kissing his naked asshole
>He lets out a huge turd into my mouth
>I begin to suck his cock, getting shit all over it
>He cums with so much force that my throat literally bruises
>I orgasm but I am ready for more
>He says chuckles obnoxiously
>My tiny banana cock gets so rock hard it is extended to 20 times it's normal size
>I start seeing yellow, I know nothing but euphoria
>In a fit of pure sexual rage I start sticking bananas up bobs ass
>He is bleeding, he begs me to stop
>He is about to burst, I can't hear anything only the word "banana."
>His asshole explodes into a fireworks show of bananas
>Gru apparently saw everything and walks in, eating the debri
>He calls me a "little girl" and starts puking all over me
>I begin to jump up and down on his russian mega cock
>I land on my ass
>I have one last mega orgasm as I scream "BANANA" and land on my butt
>I chuckle obnoxiously, because I landed on my butt