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>another doctor comes into my castle
>his maks is scarier than mine
>feel like patrick bateman in the business card scene
>keep old timey shitty spaghetti in my robes
>i am a doctor
>ask him what the problem is
>he says his mask is stuck on
>what
>he says his mask is stuck on
>I say I heard you the first time faggot, I just don't know how did that
>he says he dunno
>okay
>get out my old timey knife
>cut face a bit and mask comes off
>doctor has huge boils and shit that were holding it in place
the mask didn't stop this
>i rationalize that he probably used the mask wrong
>the mask cannot fail
>tell him his veins got crossed and this made his face swell
>tell him he needs to uncross his veins
>tell him he surely knows how to do that cause hes a doctor too
>he doesn't want to admit that we're full of shit so he nods and leaves
>forget his mask
>i clean off the boil juice and wear it
>i am a scarier doctor