>>938157Not at all anon. I try to make a point of not taking advice from /b/, but I wise oldfag once said that keeping a clean asshole is the key to confidence and self-esteem. It might stem from a subconscious fear of a female, or male, conquest of ours catching us with our assholes dirty. No one really knows the science behind it, but it's been proven again and again to work wonders. Since a few years back, I've made sure to wipe well, sometimes dabbing it with a little water to, and just generally keep my asshole squeaky clean. Thanks to this one weird trick, I generally fuck between 7 and 10 bitches a month, and chads hate me.