>>4499011N-no! I......*stares* NO! You're not mine and I shouldn't look. That would be wrong. Even if you do have the smoothest.........n-no......softest....n-n-n-no.......NO!
*covers face*
>>4499018Yeah now it's not so bad right? We can shoot my dads model 94 Winchester 30-30 out in the desert while drinking beers with some hookers we get off of backpage. Afterwards I'll put you in full platemail and give you a sword so you can learn to be a proper fighter.
Sure I'm going to fuck your boi pucci in the back of the car but you'll be so drunk it won't even matter.
>>4499020Bumstead is now my wife whether he wants it or not. Under even texas law he's mine for 90 days.
