>>12766512So I shat on some fat idiot when I was flying over my favourite trail that day, not even kidding. And then at the end as he was waddling to the exit, some tranny wearing tiny shorts walked by him and for some reason they started muttering to themself and let out a massive fart. It nearly blew me out of the air. Then he dashed off and curled up in a cardboard box outside McDonalds.
Maybe I should get a group of friends together to fly at him and peck him and chase him away next time because that was way too stressful.
