>>20563528Annabelle sighs. “Now, I know, I know. It’s all truly distressing, to find out most of your favourite wrestlers are just truly horrible people! But I’m not like them, and I’ll keep using my platform as the WWA dojo’s HOTTEST waifu wrestler to make sure the truth gets out, just as long as YOU, my beautiful Belle Bitches do the following!
“One! Leave likes on my posts!”
“Twoooo! Keep using the hashtag #TheBelleReport!”
“Three! Keep telling all your friends to follow me!”
“And four! The most important one - keep DMing me all your hot scoops on WWA wrestlers! And I know, I know… some people quibble about silly little things like journalistic integrity, they make you feel like if you THINK something is true, you need this, that and the next to ‘prove’ it.”
Annabelle slowly rolls her eyes.
“But I’m here to tell you that’s not true at all! Trust your gut! If YOU think it’s true, then pass it on to me and I’ll decide whether I should report it because all that matters is you, my beautiful viewers, and me. You and me, guys! I love you so much, Belle Bitches!” Annabelle pans the camera down to show more of her cleavage. “Now give me all of those likes and Retweetstas and get #TheBelleReport trending!”
Annabelle smiles as the likes and retweetstas flood in. “Good work, Belle Bitches! Now, let’s get to the latest news!”
