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I almost ended up demasculating myself while I was shaving my balls and the ground started to shake
I had to bolt commando out of my house, no boxers only short pants, no shirt either
just when I thought everything was settled and went to finish shaving my pubes there be neughbourinos knocking on me door
this time the earthquakke was 6.4 magnitute (Richter scale) and instead of Zagreb it hit Petrinja which is a lot south and enough for mountains between us to buffer it the quakke down
phone service is almost nonexistant, internet service thank fuck is okay
I pulled everything from higher positions to levels of low gravitstionak potential, I set up contraptions to protect TV sets from falling flat on the flloor (albeit I doubt the pillows I set will be much help
I snuck my laptop beneath a desk and by the time I'm done cleaning I'll make sure to take it with me outside
fishtank splashed a great amount of water out however all the fish seem to be inside the fushtank (as far as I know atleast)
I'm waiting for all my cat's return
the pigs luckily did not escape as their size far surpasses my own to take them down sans an axe to the head
the gooseman is still fine but wet for some reason
one of my succulents fell and he took my aloe plant with him to valhala of Jannah or wherever
my mango might be injured
my fleshlight is probably okay
my porch cracked more
blegh
I'm happy to say I managed to shave my pubes in peace with only minor cuts to shaft due to hurry, I reckon a chance to shave them would not reaper till next year
