>>14822363unironically Italian
-no strange alphabet like Chinese or other asian hieroglyphic
-You wrote the words like they sounds, unlike anglo shit that need spelling contest
-It does not sound retarded like spanish, or faggot like french (inb4 mario sounds)
-In the day of judgement we have the best holy prayers and the worst blasphemy ever created, so you can choose your side knowing your are equipped for the best