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>be me
>dyslexic/retarded
>get my left and right's mixed up
>accidentally swiped right on the fattest, ugliest land whale woman fit with a a noglet spawn
>she matches
>"oh god I don't want to deal with this"
>open chat
>think of how to explain it was a mistake
>she beats me to the bunch
>"Sorry I don't date anyone below 6'2"
