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Bant. How many shots of vodka should I have tonight? Here is some relevant information for consideration:
- My lesbian friend rejected me last week
- This makes me sad
- She was going to be my wife...
- I think she is also slightly afraid of me now
- Since she is afraid of me, I am now afraid of her because maybe she will pepper spray me or something. I don't know; I'm not a woman.
- I have a lot of vodka and it's going to expire soon or something. I need to consume it before it goes bad. Or something.
