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Jesus Christ is the savior of Sinners. Sources say that frens are winning bigly, as we can all be made right with almighty God and as an added bonus, the Holy Spirit can help us overcome our sinful habits of binge drinking and goonery.
Eye witnesses confirm that this saving, or "salvation" as it is being called on the street, is a free gift which was paid in blood because of Jesus' own, seemingly infinite, love for you and me.
Scholars confirm that all legitimate prophesies made prior to Christ have now been fulfilled, and any claim to the contrary is mere misinformation from entrenched religeous interests.
Eye witnesses have also confirmed that the offer of salvation is made to any and all who will accept it, and once accepted can never be revoked even by the worst accusations of the devil.
Again, Jesus came to seek and save the lost and the sinners, even the jannies and the shills!
Followers can be noted for their cheerfulness, changed lives and habitual invocation of the phrase
>Merry Christmas!
