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>JOHNATHAN THIS IS THE FOURTH CHRISTMAS IN A ROW YOU'VE RUINED WITH YOUR CHAN-BOARD ANTICS, YOUR NIECES AND NEPHEWS ARE SICK OF GETTING WORTHLESS SOIJAK PICTURE BOOKS FOR THEIR BIRTHDAYS, THE WHOLE FAMILY IS ASHAMED OF YOU
>NO, OUR CHILDREN ARE NOT THE "NEXT-GENERATION SOLDIERS" OF YOUR "CYBERWAR AGAINST BUGMEN", WE'VE HAD ENOUGH, WE'RE SENDING YOU SOMEWHERE WITHOUT COMPUTER ACCESS WHERE YOU CAN DO NO MORE HARM TO YOURSELF AND THE FAMILY. I'M SORRY THAT WE DIDN'T DO THIS FOR YOU 10 YEARS AGO
>JOHNNY, NO!! PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!!! OH SHIT CALL THE FUCKING COPS!!! ARREST THIS EVIL BIGOT BEFORE HE RIDS THE WORLD OF A FUCKING RETARDED NUMALE CuCKOLD!!!!!!
