>>20731854Purchase a time machine, set the dial for -405 years. Use 5 years to get on a wooden boat to the new world to make your house with spear chucking savages. Then use the time machine to go forward 400 years. Where the DNA in you is found bare-punching across the Atlantic ocean in a rowboat to get away from you faggot nigger Jews in Europe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDAT5ppaBDQ&t=19