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>be Me
>Just finished breaking up with GF
>TFWGF
>go out with friends
>get drunk
>decide to get tattoos, all of us
>why not?
>Arrive at REBEL ANARCHY COUNTERCULTURE DRAGON TATTOO Inc, Levi Jacobson and Sons Investment LLC
>Walk in and see long hair tat covered beared chap walk up to us
>"Hey guys! Im PHOENIX NIGHT, but my friends call me DARK, real name Moishe Goldberg, what can I do for yall"
>Dont say a thing
>Freinds all say they want tatts
>"Hey guys! A tattoo should be something that is totally unique to you, shows who you are inside on the outside, and be reflective of the individual and uniqueness that is you!"
>"Look here, this is our album of best sellers, take a look and pic one and we will get her done today, be sure to pic a tatt that is totally unique and special from the book that everyone chooses tatts from okay?
>This is our most popular tribal band that costs on 699.99, but dont worry, put 10% and REBEL ANARCHY COUNTERCULTURE DRAGON TATTOO will finance the rest at 28.99%apr for you!
>dafuq.jpg
>All my friends are really considering it, but the smell of foreskins and matzah balls makes me suspicious
>I dont get one,
to this day all my friends regret it.
>pic related
Arianna Grande wanted "7 wheels" but got insteand
BBQ GRILL
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