>>7389437Okay you little pieces of shit, James Alefantis here! Seriously, what the actual fuck is wrong with you guys!? Don't investigate pizzagate, there is nothing to be found here! Yes we do play ping-pong with little children here and yes sometimes one of us forget our handkerchiefs at someone else's place and it just happens to be semi-pizza related. If you have a problem with that then you all should just come over to our place and try some of our chicken wings they're litterally just to DIE for, this way we could talk things out. Now, I can forgive you rural retards for not knowing that his is how things are done in the D.C. but if you still have a problem with our pool parties (btw Ruby, Emerson and Maeve Luzzatto (11, 9 and almost 7) will be there for further entertainment) then I highly suggest that you just cut right into your middle finger and eat up the pain.
Regards,
James Alefantis.
