>>14343812If people stop masturbating to erotic material, then they'll behave like the Catholic priests and prison inmates that engage in homosexual behaviour. You're not being funny or good; the opposite is true, you're being thoughtless and evil.
If you want people to not masturbate and then avoid the ramifications of that, then you will need to get your lazy butt off 4chan and destroy the male libido through an intervention. Mister Kelloggs tried such and failed.