>>16035200-ely doesn't make them good either. Unlike green peppers, I would be able to tolerate eating mushrooms if I were starving, but I definitely wouldn't be enjoying it still. They ruin everything they touch for me, and I haven't had one in a very long time.
Now, the thing is, I can actually support with facts and logic that mushrooms are terrible and that you're not supposed to eat them.
Because, aren't there like a million species of mushrooms that kill you from just touching them or something? At the least, there's a lot of them that kill you. That says enough. These things are actively trying to kill us, and people still decide to eat them. They have evolved to carry the chemicals that kill us near instantly. Isn't that insane? Why would you ever trust mushrooms? If nature has decided that eating them should result in death, then they are simply forbidden. I think that's undeniable logic that you should just avoid mushrooms. It's no wonder that they don't taste good, they literally want you dead. Damn.
Even if there are edible mushrooms in the nature, I don't think that justifies it, because it's their kin who wants to kill you still, and yeah, I'm being racist towards mushrooms, fuck them. I'm sure that a lot of people die every year because they decided to give mushrooms a try. If the idea of mushrooms somehow being good and edible wasn't popularized, those people wouldn't have attempted to eat random mushrooms that they found and die because of it. You are killing people by eating mushrooms, because you're pushing the idea that they're okay to eat. Vegan people should actually stop eating mushrooms because doing so advocates for people dying, no? If they don't like eating meat because they want them to stop being slaughtered, then, they should stop eating mushrooms if they support people being killed by them.
Hell, mushrooms could've actually evolved in the way they did, specifically to increase mortality. Character limit.