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>As we unzipped, side by side, and began to piss on the wall, a small kid, probably 4 or 5 years old, possibly the son of the guy cleaning tables or something like that, came next to us, pulled his shorts down and nonchalantly began shitting next to us. I should probably mention that in India, you find a remarkable variety of stray animals - dogs, of course, but also cows, donkey and even pigs. Anyway, as this kid began shitting, a bunch of stray pigs came into the alley and began rooting around in the garbage. One of the pigs made its way towards us, which sent us scampering away before we were done pissing. It made a beeline for the little kid AND PROCEEDED TO EAT HIS SHIT OFF THE GROUND. A sublime moment indeed - the cherry on top was when the kid, startled by the pig, stood up half way through his dump, but still had half a turd hanging out of his ass, which the pig bashfully snatched away.
