>>5454981Not OP, but meme-survival does make my life worth living.
I am a fucking old man. I grew up in the boyscouts, did my service and am now basically retired.
A 1337 gaming laptop doesn't make me happy, when my /comfort/ derives from living deep inna woods for multi-month stretches.
I don't judge you because you wear a dress and show your penis to teenagers over the internet, so do not judge me because I will be the extension of the Lord's wrath against the unpreped masses once HIS Rapture comes to fruition.