>>5796041>whatever im already here, don't need her that much anyway, pull her back by ropeand say the third wish is to touch her boob since she won't show me any leprechauns>she cries again and says please don't hurt her and gets mad and says I already got to see her "pot of gold" but says it like I'm crazy>like I'd forget that she didn't show me one? elfs are stupid>she cries a little and says fine, just please let her go>poke her boob thoroughly then untie her, she runs away screaming about cops>in leprechaun subdimension of elfland>yet im the crazy one>wander around a while more looking for leprechauns but pretty weak this time, yet still I know I'm so close>finally see a rainbow>run toward it until eventually I see a whole leprechaun village down at the end of it>start calculating what that many pots of gold might be worth at spot while running down, hyping myself up and flexing for the fight of my life>they may be small, but they sure are tough and wily or so I hear>but nothing can get between me and that gold now>except the elf fucking found some more leprechaun hunters>and tricked them somehow or maybe enchanted them, are they fucking BLIND, cna't even see leprechaun village more than enough for all of us right there? >but im in bad mood so I don't say anything>they pretend to be cops too like maybe the elf paid them to>build a courthouse and city and everything right in leprechaun dimension to try me>all because I got too trusting and let the elf go, wasted my third wish on elf boobie when she clearly did know where the leprechauns were>just stay silent the whole time as they call in the hunters from east ireland to participate in the "trial" and "sentence" me to their "prison"That damn place held me for at least a year and a half before I broke out and managed to get back to the mortal world.
Moral of the story: elfs are dangerous, even if you're just hunting leprechauns watch out for them.
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