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Friends help! Everyone's mad at me and I don't know what to do...
>my dentist died recently
>he and i were good friends ever since i was a kid
>he liked to play the "my shiny teeth twinkle" song from the fairy odd parents
>i was always a fan of the show so it made me happy and helped me to relax while other kids were scared
>he liked me so much that after working sometimes he would do funny brush for me
>he would touch my weewee and rub and rub until white stuff like toothpaste came out
>then he brushed with it, smiled, and swallowed
>it always made me happy and his hands were so soft
>since i was always his favorite patient his family invited me to the funeral to speak about his life's work
>it was open casket but i noticed his hand was open
>my mom always told me the dead were still with us so i figured his spirit must've moved it
>it was a signal
>i unzipped my pants and did one last funny brush
>nobody noticed until i announced i was done
>they screamed and called for strange men
>i was thrown in a mean place until my mom picked me up
>she won't even speak to me
What'd I do wrong? He always liked funny brush... Am I going to lose GBP for this?
