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This is the Americano Criatura. No one's sure when and where the Criatura came to be. Fables tell of a mulatto woman that was born in 1965 that grew up and had 6 kids all from different fathers who themselves were of different races. These relations produced offspring that baffled anthropologists and medical professionals of all stripes. One of the 6 children was thought barren but became pregnant in the 80s by a man of unknown mixed heritage, but some speculate he himself was a 36% atocidad. The doctors mistook the fetus for an unknown variant of cancer and thus the baby was subjected to cemo therapy 4 times a week for the entire gestation period in the 56% mother's womb. The mother's diet consisted entirely of pharmaceutical drugs and McDonald's burgers the entire pregnancy and she had many complications throughout. The doctors had to use a combination of microwaves and crude oil to facilitate the arduous birthing. What came out astounded the doctors as it wretched and screeched in an inhuman way. Everyone backed away in fearful bewilderment. Someone asked, "My God.. what is that?!" The abomoniation fell to the floor, wretched momentarily, let out a piercing screech such like had never fell upon human ears before, and then sprung up and through the window, into the unsuspecting American city stories below. All gathered stared silently in astonishment and then someone whispered, "La Criatura." They say this creature lurks in American cities today, upsetting the demographics and causing crime wherever it goes. Many young people in America today refrain from having children of their own for fear that it could be... El Criaturaaaa
