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Past bigtime druge fag here. I have many stories but I'll post one of the weirdest for "le epic green text XD"
>I'm not saying it
>22
>live in hood with girlfriend
>3 family home, top floor, close together houses
>you know the deal
>come across real cheap quarter of mushrooms (25)
>decide were going to take them at home and just hang out
>gf never done mushrooms, decided to take 2.5g
>I take an 1/8 and save 1g for micro dose meme
>a little while in my girl starts feeling sick so she lays down in bedroom
>I'm sitting in living room that faces the road
>put on some music and close my eyes
>feelin good
>I start hearing some loud ass noise outside
>aroundblacksneverrelax.jpeg
>decide I need look out the window
>I see a car fly pass and push some bitch out
>laugh and go about my business
>ff 15 minutes
>start hearing lots of yelling so I look out and girl looks to be covered in blood holding a giant teddy bear
>tell girl I'm gonna check it out
>go downstairs to find out a half naked prostitute got thrown out of the moving car
>shes walking up crying asking to use my phone with her titties popping out
>proceed to ask her "where she came from" for 10 minutes with little reply
>girl comes down and looks at me then at her then back at me
>"shes gotta get out of here"
>I give the girl my phone and she calls "her daddy"
>she doesnt know where she is so I tell him to pick up his merchandise at 711
>get in drivers seat, whore on my right and girl behind her in case she gets squirrelly
>drive to 711 and wait
>she keeps mentioning she should've have left her daddy and that we have such a perfect life
>gf bugging out
>waa where did I go wrong
>daddy pulls up unironically in a black Cadillac
>roodypoo gets out and motions to her
>she runs to him crying saying shes sorry but gets a nice snack
>he says thank you
>they get in as hes yelling over and over "now you know why, now you know why"
>she ends up leaving $50 in whorebucks in my car
